She announced her abortion via fbk
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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