I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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