Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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