wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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