We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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