I puked a lego.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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