I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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