TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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