just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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