so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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