Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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