p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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