I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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