Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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