Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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