big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Randomize
