i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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