dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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