This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Randomize
