What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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