does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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