And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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