dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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