Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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