i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I love you. Go after that dick
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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