just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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