see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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