What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
