No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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