butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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