Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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