Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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