I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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