their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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