butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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