just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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