Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
