dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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