I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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