Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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