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hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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