he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The power of my boobs compel you
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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