did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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