I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
