Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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