let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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