Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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