we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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