That's intense
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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