We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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