No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
