Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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