I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
my poor anus
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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