I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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