I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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