"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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